KT here from the Cortland Fiasco- DC's newest top40 dance band and party starters extraordinaire. Just in case you're planning on not reading the rest of this email, let me just get to the point: LAST SHOW OF THE SUMMER. JULY 30. KELLY'S IRISH TIMES IN CAPITOL HILL. NO COVER.
ANYwho, If you're getting this email, it means that you:
1. Saw us live at some point in the past several months and were really excited to hear about all the upcoming shows and fiasco news
2. Were suckered/guilted into writing your email in our flashy 3 ring binder as a result of my persistent entreaties over the microphone
3. Fell madly in love with Evan Ignatz and his bat signal shaped chest hair (note to the ladies: this is not a joke. It's art.)
4. Blacked out and have no recollection of putting your information in here and are wondering who the f is the cortland fiasco?!
If you're part of the third group; man....I'm sorry.
If you're part of the last group and really don't want to hear from us again, just let me know. But before you make that decision, I encourage you to check out our website at www.cortlandfiasco.com and see if you can jog your memory. Was that the night you pregamed with tequila, made out with someone on the dance floor and woke up sore the next morning from inexplicably shaking it for 3 hours straight to some rando band at Hunan one, bobby lew's, kelly's irish times, or the blue banana? If so, I bet that was a good night...and I'll bet, deep down, you want to do it again. So keep listening, I promise I'll keep it short.
At any rate, we're the fiasco. Our mission: dance. Fun. A fine mix of class and debauchery. We play great local bars, we play house parties, and we'd love to play your wedding. Feel free to contact us at this email address, on facebook, or in the easy peasy "contact us" section of our website- we'd love to hear from you, get song suggestions or just find out how we can make your night a great one. First question for the masses: what is your feeling on a "dinosaurs with lasers" motif for our Cortland Fiasco temporary tattoos? I'm pretty sure this is the best idea I've ever had, but back me up, I'm pretty sure the boys aren't convinced yet of the awesomeness of this idea.
I'll be sending out emails likely on a monthly basis from now on not to fill up your email box with my ramblings, but just to update you on upcoming shows or exciting fiasco news. Did Caleb Astey really dance to Billie Jean on the bobby lew's bar in a short pink dress? (the real truth: that was a crazy bachelorette last time around). Is mark pry secretly the famed doctor octopus from spiderman? Is Evan Ignatz going to wear 80s sweatbands to the next show after nearly going blind during madonna's vogue? All these interesting tidbits and more to come. BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS: Our last show of the summer is this coming weekend, JULY 30 at KELLY'S IRISH TIMES. As always, starting between 10 and 1030, going until around 2, with no cover and nonstop dancing. Come out and show us some love- we'll miss you in August but will hopefully come back in september with some new, fun, and possibly original (gasp) tunes to share. Don't worry, there will still be plenty of Katy Perry to go around.
Thanks for listening, and thanks to all who braved the heat to come out to Bobby Lew's last night. You are gods among men. We love you all- drink some champagne, relax, and will catch you on the flip side.
-The Fiasco (KT, Caleb, Evan, and Mark)
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